Kikuyus Go to Heaven....

Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have
some Kikuyus up here and are causing problems. They're swinging on the
pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Savco jeans instead
of
their white robes, they're riding pick up trucks instead of the
chariots,
and they're selling their halos to people for discount prices.
Furthermore,
they refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep
crouching
down midway hawking their wings! They have sub-let their mansions and
are
now living in the SQs. They are even attempting talk "atiriri" over
here! I
found some attempting to fit a carrier on the chariot for carrying
"thaara
wa n'gombe " (napier grass) on their way from visits!

The Lord said, 'Kikuyus are Kikuyus. If you want to know about real
problems, call the devil.'



The Devil answered the phone, 'Hello? Hold on a minute.' The Devil
returned
to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're
having
down there.' The Devil said, 'Hold on again. I need to check on
something.'

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, 'I'm
back... Now what was the question?' Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems
are you having down there?' The Devil said, 'Man I don't believe
this.......Hold on.'

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes.. The Devil returned and said,
'I'm
sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now.. Those Kikuyus have put out the
fire
and are selling me a match box if I want to light on the fire again!